I have been a good boy this year. I would like to be able to cook some amazing food for my family and friends.
In order to do this, I believe a Lang 60 Deluxe would be the best option.
The order form should look like this:
Lang 60 Deluxe with sliding upper rack, wood grate, charcoal basket and one of Ben Lang’s famous wood pokers.If you have any questions, please call Ben Lang at 1-800-462-4629 or email him at LangBBQsmokers.com. He and his staff are excellent to work with!!!
Santa, your sleigh will need a 2 inch ball to pull the smoker but I think your elves can make that happen. Also, does your sleigh have brake lights? The smoker has a standard flat trailer light plug so you should not have an issue.
Please do not land both your sleigh and the Lang 60D on our roof. I have no way to get the smoker off of the roof. We had the shingles replaced in 2012 and feel that the sleigh may do some damage. Besides that, we do not have a chimney on the roof. You will have to continue to enter through the vented gas log fire place at the rear of the house as in years past.
Since you have to enter through the rear of the house, please land you sleigh with the attached Lang 60D in the back yard. My wife keeps talking about a smaller "patio" smoker so please leave the Lang 60D on the back patio, right by our master bedroom window. I will pull my truck around and get it.
Santa, I really appreciate your time and plan to cook you up some good food next year with the Lang 60D that you deliver this year. Who knows, I might even be out there cooking the food when you make it to our house in 2014. You are always welcome at our home and I am sure you would like a little variety in your Christmas Eve snacks. You probably get tired of all of the milk and cookies that you get every year.
I would like to cook you and Mrs. Clause some BBQ, ribs, turkey, brisket,
Please Santa, let me know if you have any questions.